Some very interesting funny facts

Some very interesting funny facts

#1. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

#2. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

#3. A cockroach will live nine days without its  head  before it starves to death.   (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

#4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home ; maybe at work.)

#5. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

#6. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

#7. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

#8. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)

#9. Butterflies taste with their feet..
(Something I always wanted to know.)

#10. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

#11. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

#12. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

#13. A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

#14. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

#15. Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

#18. Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

#19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)