Are computers male or female?

Are computers male or female?

Computers are male because: 
1. In order to get their attention, you have  to turn them on. 
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 
3.  They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time  they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that,  if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Computers are female because: 
1. No one but their creator  understands their internal logic. 
2. The native language they use to  communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.  
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later  retrieval. 
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself  spending half your pay check on accessories.